Ghetto Spoons Edit Meaning

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A rare disorder in which those defined as ghetto become afflicted through a consistent diet of beef jerky and orange juice. Symptoms may include, but are not limited to: decrease in arm length, badger-like characteristics, chipping of teeth, excessive scarf oriented attire, increased urge to purchase panda-bear underwear, and obsessive compulsive wrestling desires.

Unfortunatly, ghetto spoons is highly contagious and you may contract it from the following activities: wrestling, gymnastics, close contact with fictional birds, too much time in fruit juice factories, and Mcdonald's Big and Tasties. The only known cure for ghetto spoons at this time is bi-racial string cheese.

Merle: Dude. Your arms are so short lately.

Short Arms: Shut up. I have ghetto spoons. Ya wanna wrestle?Merle: Dude, have some cheese.

Short Arms: oh my god, I'm cured :)

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