Ghost Penis

What is Ghost Penis?


1.

A ghost penis is an invisble penis you can't feel. Every female has one, you just can't see it. You can look behind it though.

Can I see your ghost penis?

Why its invisble.

But i can see whats behind it. ( pick up)

Ross has a ghost penis and i saw it today!(insult)

i have a ghost penis and a vagina!

See female, pick up, insult, vagina

2.

When one becomes very high they may suddenly feel the urge to put two random words together and act as if they make a thought.

Person 1: Dude I am so high!

Person 2: Oh really, good for you

Person 1: I know I love it...oh hey did you do that homework?

Person 2: Yeah, what homework do you need?

Person 1: GHOST PENIS!


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