Gift Wrapped

What is Gift Wrapped?

When you take such a large dump that it wraps around the inside of the toilet bowl several times. Also known as laying cable.

Fat guy from mailroom: Hey man, I just gift wrapped the toilet.

Jacinto: Thanks for the warning...

See poop, shit, turd, dump, loaf, pinch, cable, pinched, toilet, shitter, bathroom

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