Rectal Spread

What is Rectal Spread?

1. A picture or depiction of someone with their anal meat exposed in any number of degrees of not-rightedness

2. butter churned in the undergarments during high activity thus producing a product with added qualities

3. a exceptionally smooth bowel movement, like butter

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Emes

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Has A Phd In Chill'n

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Glass Hole

1. A slang name for a woman who has so many STDs that her vagina feels like glass hole. That girl is a glass hole. I went in her house ski..

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