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Masturbating, usually refering to a male
I was almost late for work because i was busy pitching batting practice.
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alternative description of negative numbers
"oh dear, he's in umpy numbers again"
"my score was -2 (umpy 2)"
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An offensive term for a male homosexual.
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Where you dip your balls into chocolate syrup and place them on ones eyes to create a band..