What is Girf?
1.
Girl/Guy I Recently Fucked
Term used to refer to someone you recently had sex with.
Hey, I think that's the girf from the Poconos.
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2.
idiot, moron, loser.
pretty much another word for any 3rd grade insult.
Heather: lies!
Matt: you lies!
Heather: you're such a girf!
Matt: pshh
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3.
a tropical getaway for disgruntled lawn gnomes on strike.
we sent them all to a girf too cool down so they would stop nipping at our ankles.
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4.
n. a girf is what most people think a chode is, a girf is when a dick is fat and short, a chode or gooch is the bridge between the asshole and the ballsack
that "girf" (not chode) was so nasty it was fatter than it was long
5.
referring to Vincent James's penis. This means, that the male reproductive organ is as wide as a fucking tree trunk, and yet still has good length.
Yo Vin, you got mad nice girf.
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