Girl Dave

What is Girl Dave?

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shropshire man/bird with a nirishfetish often found wallowing in others sick and wearing a blue cap. loves to cane a bowl of smash with bisto chicken gravy and drink a bottle of vodka before attempting to execute a taxi driver with the energy sword. resides in squalor in chester.

dude, girl dave was all like, "wheres nirish? hes got my vodka and smash!"
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