What is Girlfriend Experience?


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The true Girlfriend Experience is something a man askes for when he goes visits a prostitute and dosen't want to use a condom.

Upon finding the massage parlor he asked the hooker if he could have the "girlfriend experience" because he really, really wanted to catch AIDS!

OR

I had a cop in here earlier saying he was "doing research for a movie" and asked me what the "true girlfriend experience" was. So I told this fool that it means, taking a ho out to a restraunt, movie, and kissing her in pubic. Can you believe that sucker left beliving me? What an idiot!!!!!!

See no condom, aids, herpes, safe sex


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