What is Girlfriend/boyfriend Paranoia?


1.

The type of paranoia when you think that things are connected to your girlfriend/boyfriend. You may think that your girlfriend/boyfriend is standing right next to you, or watching you while you are doing something embarrassing.

Jack: "Dude, i think i have girlfriend/boyfriend paranoia, i always think that Samantha is watching me for some reason!"

Daniel: "Damn... that sucks, i remember having that with Katie."

Lauren: "OMG!! THIS IS SOO WEIRD!"

Jessica: "Whats wrong!?"

Lauren: "Ok, this may sound weird, but i think i have girlfriend/boyfriend paranoia!

Jessica: "Whats that?"

Lauren: "Its when you think your boyfriend is watching you."

Jessica: "Oh, that must be scary"

See girlfriend, boyfriend, paranoia, embarrassing


35

Random Words:

1. when you're doing doggy style and you turn around and elbow trhemin the face! HAHA STUPID FUCKS!! i was um gettin it from behind a..
1. some chick who irrevocably obbssesed with lil wayne, loves to shop at forever 21. noramlly put toghether with betes&door.<3 deng..
1. Adjective used to describe a person,place,thing or idea that is so retarded it is beyond retarded The movie "Maid in Manhattan&quo..