What is Girlfriend/boyfriend Paranoia?


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The type of paranoia when you think that things are connected to your girlfriend/boyfriend. You may think that your girlfriend/boyfriend is standing right next to you, or watching you while you are doing something embarrassing.

Jack: "Dude, i think i have girlfriend/boyfriend paranoia, i always think that Samantha is watching me for some reason!"

Daniel: "Damn... that sucks, i remember having that with Katie."

Lauren: "OMG!! THIS IS SOO WEIRD!"

Jessica: "Whats wrong!?"

Lauren: "Ok, this may sound weird, but i think i have girlfriend/boyfriend paranoia!

Jessica: "Whats that?"

Lauren: "Its when you think your boyfriend is watching you."

Jessica: "Oh, that must be scary"

See girlfriend, boyfriend, paranoia, embarrassing


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