What is Girls Lacrosse?
1.
A somewhat variation of guys lacrosse. With so many rules and regulations, I am surprised they don't make us tiptoe down the field. Invented because apparently we are not "tough enough" to handle boys lacrosse. This is bullshit, along with girls lacrosse being complete and udder bullshit. I personally, would like to see girls hitting each other with sticks. I know I'd love to hit CERTAIN girls over the head.
Ref: "This is a penalty because you were too close to that girls face."
Cate: *Jumps on ref and beats him with her stick.*
"THEN WHY DONT WE WEAR FANKING HELMETS IN GIRLS LACROSSE!"
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2.
a variation of guys lacrosse. but, played with skill instead of muscle.
Girls Lacrosse : It's a game of skill.
Guy: Dude, girls lacrosse is so whimpy! You don't even hit eachother!
Girl: Yahh I'd like to see you try and run down the feild without your ginormous poket.
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3.
A sport similar to guys lacrosse but shouldn't even be compared because it's cooler and better. Moving on, girls lacrosse is really fun and involves a lot more grace and skill than guys lacrosse. The goalie has to be pretty awesome too because balls are flying from all directions at all hights. Girls lacrosse is a pretty sport to watch and only meant for the most athletic and coordinated girls.
#1: Did you see that girl fly down the field?
#2: Yeah, she sure is pretty and graceful, not to mention talented.
#3: It's amazing how they keep the ball in that small net, that takes coordination! They rock! All girls lacrosse players rock!
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