What is Girth Spurt?
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A horizontal growth spurt brought on by the copious consumption of fast food, twinkies or beer, in conjunction with prolific television use.
"Man, this pitcher of beer sure hits the spot after all those chicken wings. better prepare for a girth spurt by loosening the old belt before I settle in for the double header!"
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Taking photos while drinking or drunk.
Let's drink some more hard cider and do some drunktography.
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