Girth Spurt

What is Girth Spurt?

1.

A horizontal growth spurt brought on by the copious consumption of fast food, twinkies or beer, in conjunction with prolific television use.

"Man, this pitcher of beer sure hits the spot after all those chicken wings. better prepare for a girth spurt by loosening the old belt before I settle in for the double header!"

See Conrad
49

Random Words:

Nickg
1. also see skull-fucked. to do one in the various holes located on the cranium and sometimes even between the mandible. i'm going ..
Read more
Mandicap
1. a handicap placed on men, to give women a fair chance at winning Jane: "Every time I score a basket, it's two points. Every ..
Read more
Marsh Monkey
1. A long term resident of the Dengie area of Essex, generally with local family history going back several generations, with a history of ..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free