What is Girth Spurt?
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A horizontal growth spurt brought on by the copious consumption of fast food, twinkies or beer, in conjunction with prolific television use.
"Man, this pitcher of beer sure hits the spot after all those chicken wings. better prepare for a girth spurt by loosening the old belt before I settle in for the double header!"
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Found in the greater Milwaukee Area, a treasured statue small in size often valued by only elite collectors.
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