Gladiator

What is Gladiator?


1.

A ridley scott directed masterpiece of a movie that won best picture for the year 2000. (Starring Russell Crowe and Joaquin Phoenix) Plot Outline: When a Roman general is betrayed and his family murdered by a corrupt prince, he comes to Rome as a gladiator to seek revenge.

Mike- "Did you see Gladiator last night"

Kevin- "Yeah, it was amazing!!"

See movie, russell crowe, 2000

2.

"Gladiator" = "Glad he ate her", ie, a man who enjoys eating pussy.

He's gladiator, and so is she!

See amanda

3.

Ruthless savage attacking all females. Takes all challenges regardless of size or age. Has no shame and finds his task glorious.

When the gladiator walks into the arena (party or bar full of females) he is on the prowl.

Dude did you see that land beast John nailed last night? Yeah what a gladiator!

See gladiator, paxton, john, spaniard, whore, savage, manwhore, beast, champion, ruthless

4.

The sexual process where a female is in the act of double penetration, and upon the males' climaxing, they pull out and ejaculate across the female's face. Afterwards, one male, whilst looking down at the now semen-crossed face yells to her, "Are you not entertained?! ARE YOU NOT EN-TER-TAINED?!!!!"

The crossing motion resembles the scene of Gladiator where Russell Crowetakes the two swords and cuts of the opponent's head. This whole process may also be accompanied by the other male kneeling down, picking up a handful of dirt and/or sand, and letting it fall through his fist, into the wind.

<splooge>

<splooge>

Male1: Are you not entertained?! ARE YOU NOT EN-TER-TAINED?!!!!!

Male2: <dust floating through his fingertips>

Female: Yes, very much so. I always love getting the Gladiator.

See russell crowe, cleveland steamer, alligator fuckhouse, cincinnati bowtie, abe lincoln, alabama hot pocket, dirty sanchez, birmingham booty call, donkey punch, angry pirate, alaskan pipeline, angry dragon, boston pancake

5.

It is a prank you play at a party. When someone falls asleep at a party, you place your testicles in their eye sockets and lay your dick gently along their nose so it looks like a gladiator helmet.

Then you wake them up.

I woke up and someone was giving me the gladiator.

See prank, sexual, balls, nose, testicles

6.

Refers to a person overcome with gladness.

"I just got tickets to Stratovarius!"

"Yay, I'm a gladiator!"

See glad, happy, ecstatic, gleeful

7.

Game played in a campaign for respect by newbie gangsters in prison or on the street where a small group of newbies goes around finding non-members to fuck with and one of em goes up to them and starts beating the fuck out of the target and if the person fights back at all they all jump in and fuck em up and rob em.

Did you see all those little 15 year olds pullin a gladiator on that crackhead at the bus stop?Then some other cluck got his shoes when they left him twitchin on the curb knocked out.


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