Glasgow Kiss Edit Meaning

1.

A headbutt. Within Glasgow itself the term 'Gorbals kiss' is often used, referring to the most dangerous area of Glasgow. It is hypothesised that within Gorbals it is known as a Crown Street kiss; and on Crown Street it is called a Number 73 kiss; and at Number 73 it is known as Steve's kiss. Steve, however, calls it whatever the fuck he wants to.

Love ain't like the movies

it blisters and bruises

and knocks you about with its fists

It Leaves you a wreckage

all postaged and packaged

and sealed with a Glasgow kiss

- Sealed With A Glasgow Kiss, Carter USM.

See glasgow, kiss, headbutt, head, butt, gorbals

2.

Glasgwegien slang for headbutt

Ahm gonna gee yeh a glesga kiss

3.

A Headbutt that knocks someone out. The headbutt is much used as a method of attack in Glasgow pubs on a friday night- hence the name The Glasgow Kiss.

Drunkard in a fight: "Say that once more mate and you'll be getting the Glasgow Kiss"

See glasgow kiss, headbutt, knockout, glasgow, fight, fighting

4.

a vicious headbutt (is there another kind?)

Zinedine Zidane showed his displeasure with Materazzi's comments by giving him a Glasgow kiss, drawing a red card from the 2006 FIFA World Cup Final.

See zidane, fifa, world cup, red card, glasgow

5.

a headbutt to the lumpy bit on the nose, shattering it instantly.

g'here noo ya proddie, hun bast'rd ye! im gonna gee ya the fuckin kiss!

See ciaran

1.

Glaswegien slang for 'Headbutt'

Ahm gonna gee you a Glesga kiss

2.

The Glesga Kiss.

I remember my first kiss like it wis only yesterday.

An’ I’ve goat the marks across my foreheid jist tae prove it.

It wis in the West End Ballroom, it’s nae longer there they say.

An’ I’m glad the Glesga Cooncil decided tae move it.

There wis this wee blonde wumman, she looked a guid wee dancer.

So I dashed across the flerr at considerable speed.

The wumman saw me comin’, sayin’, ‘here’s that bow-legged chancer.’

An’ she hit me oan the foreheid wi’ her heid.

I cannae remember her name, och! It’s a’ the bloody same.

I’m bein’ hurled aroon’ the Royal oan a barra.

My shirt’s a’ fu’ o’ bleed, wi’ fifteen stitches in my foreheid.

An’ the Doctor says I’ll no’ see for days, because o’ her mascara.

I swore it wid be the last time I’d be goin’ tae the dancin’.

There surely must be a safer way tae carry oan romancin’.

(flerr( floor

(cannae) can not

(hurled) wheeled

(aroon') around

(barra( barrow