Gloid Edit Meaning

1.

An idiotic or imbecelic person. ie a moron.

I can't beleive Scott stays with that bitch; he's such a gloid.

Possible root: Mongoloid (Offensive) A person affected with Down syndrome.

See dumbfuck, dumbass, moron, fuckup, scott

2.

A fictional gland that resides within the anus of any chosen living creature.

(a) As if you really did? Gloid! (b) This gloid cut me up on the A40 (c) You gloid! (d) Chicken gloid, badger gloid, gloid of a budgie, budgie gloid etc.

See gloid, gland, chicken, badger

3.

This is short-hand for "mongoloid" as presented by the characters on the Phil Henried show

Jessica Simpson will no doubt give birth to a gloid

See tard, retard, mongoloid, idiot

4.

severely wasted, destroyed, demolished, fucked up, pilled out, blacked out.

noun, gloid.

adjective, gloided.

Sally Sue was a gloid last night. She ate 4 double-bars, drank 10 jager-bombs, got donkey-punched, lost her car keys, and urinated in the closet. Damn!!! She was GLOIDED.

5.

someone of below average intelligence, and or devoid of a clue about what they are doing at any given time.

'look at that gloid over their having a fight with a hedge'

See idiot, fool, stupid, plank, thick

6.

a gloid is a person who has only one testical

my gym teachers nuts hung out of his shorts and i saw that he was a gloid

7.

person who only has one testicle

my girlfriend was acting suspicious when i looked up her skirt and saw she was a gloid