What is Gloin?
1.
The king of dwarves in most of the third age of middle earth.
Father of the popular
Gimli
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2.
1. One of the thirteen dwarves that journeyed with Bilbo Baggins , in J.R.R. Tolkien's book "The Hobbit".
2. How Chinese people with heavy accents pronounce "groin".
1. Gloin and his son Gimli went to Rivendell in time for the Council of Elrond.
2. Doctor: Hello mister Chan, what seems to be the problem today?
Chinese guy: Mah gloin..::points to crotch::
Doctor: Ahh, well surgery should help. We will just slice that little fucker and....
Chinese guy: Ahh yoo seeleeyus?? PAK DAT! Yoo nalla leel doctoh! I go see accupungshoo! @$%#^$*%$@!#!!! <--- random Chinese cuss words
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3.
An online messaging slang word used to replace 'lol' and ahaha' which may have lost their original meaning and now act as a light form of expression of being humoured as well as presenting attentiveness. In an attempt to reclaim the true meanings of such words, 'gloin' is used as a substitute for such words like abbreviations and language such as 'lol' are only used on rare occasions where they live up to their true definition.
Person 1: Omg, did you see that Sci-Fi last night?
Person 2: No...
Person 1: Oh, well there was this bit where a guy jumped of a cliff onto a pig...
Person 2: Gloin
Person 1: ... And then aliens moved the pig and the man died.
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4.
A nickname given to those who are outstandingly intelligent. These select few hermit next to their computer and call it home. Other definitions for people given this honorary name are nerd, geek, smart ass, and genius. Worship all Gloins because they are gods of their time.
I love Gloin. He is my hero and I wish I had skills like him.
5.
The act of tugging at the collar when one is "hot under the collar". Also emitting a sound much like a distorted version of the word "gloin".
"Dude have you shit yourself?"
"I hope not"....GLOIN
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6.
A person who is a part of a Star Trek club.
Ben Gloin of BOOM dod.
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