What is Gloob?
1.
A morsel of anything
Goddammit son of a bitch! a gloob of soda flew into my eye when i popped the top.
2.
When a woman jizzes her pants.
I just gloobed my pants !
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3.
someone on an MMORPG such as Runescape who is quite clearly a n00b but seems to gloat about everything they have and how rich they are.
lvl 49 enters room with full adamant gold trim and says to a lvl 60 'you suck I've got betta armour than u' where the lvl 60 would reply 'No u haven't, gold trim is better than normal adamant'. Lvl 49 says 'yes it does'. lvl 60 says 'WTF u gloob'.
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4.
gloob is a universal word meaning gloob it is an article,noun,proun and the rest of the 9 parts of speech. it is also a sentence itself. it is often spelled glube but always pronounced "glu-buh"
gloob! glube! galube! galubuh!
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5.
Yeah you like that, huh idiot
Gloob, yaaa-aa-aaaa-aaay
6.
a strange sort of glue that is used in many countries, such as poland.. think of it as a replacement for pritt stick...
"it is sticky, it is like glue"
"gloob?"
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