Glorb Edit Meaning

1.

To inhale or consume with great vigor.

"Wow, look at him glorbing those doughnuts!"

"Johnny, you glorb the cock."

2.

Excessive clock/wristwatch/timepiece watching in anticipation of the conclusion of a class/workday/workout session/ ballet recital/ visit to the proctologist etc.

Dude 1: "Man, I cant believe how boring this class is!"

Dude 2: "Ya I agree, Ive been glorbing for the last half hour."

See bordom, clocks, time, class, proctology

3.

a flabby portion of skin. usually found on the upper arm and stomach.

"Look at the glorbs on the teacher's arms!"

"Look at her glorb jiggle when she waddles down the hall."

See flab, fat, jiggly, chunky