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The ability to extinguish a cigar and relight it.
Billy smoked half of his cigar, and put it out. An hour later, he relit the cigar, an..
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When you are unemployed, but, don't want to admit it.
FOXY BAR CHICK: So, where do you work?
FUNEMPLOYED DUDE: I work for the gov..