Glow Worm Surprise

What is Glow Worm Surprise?

1.

a kinky sexual exploration or hardcore foreplay that involves an electricly charged glow in the dark lubricated childrens toy with super conductive elements that tends to be a bit messy.

you will need a bottle of mr. bubbles, two wet towls, a glow worm toy, and an electrical outlet.

sean: so how was last night?

sam: eh, it was kinda weird.

sean: how so?

sam: have you heard of the glow worm surprise?

sean: oh! yeah i invented it!

sam: you asshole!

sean: retarded eskimo!

See kinky, foreplay, sex
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