Glued And Clamped

What is Glued And Clamped?

(adj). To become seriously hammered to the point where you've already blacked out and are on auto-pilot.

Dude 1) Aye, what up? You're not looking so good.

Dude 2) Awwww phhhuck off, bitch. I gotta get glued and clamped just ta look at ya ugly ass. Get me anatha beer and shut da fuck up.

See shitfaced, hammered, crunk, blotto, drunk

Cool Ass Lame

1. Someone who seems cool when you first meet them, but it eventually becomes clear that they are actually a poserwith only a little bit of..

5#!+

1. Fancy schmancy way of writing SHIT. I'm gonna beat the shit out of you if you write 5#!+ one more time, Jordan...

Awksauce

1. Describes something so incredibly awkward, that the user craps his/herself; therefore "saucing." "I thought she was hot,..

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