Glued And Clamped

What is Glued And Clamped?

(adj). To become seriously hammered to the point where you've already blacked out and are on auto-pilot.

Dude 1) Aye, what up? You're not looking so good.

Dude 2) Awwww phhhuck off, bitch. I gotta get glued and clamped just ta look at ya ugly ass. Get me anatha beer and shut da fuck up.

See shitfaced, hammered, crunk, blotto, drunk

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