Glurm

What is Glurm?

1. (n.) A happening or circumstance that is regrettable/unfortunate/unpleasant/depressing/negative. Synonym: bummer

2. (n.) A person who takes away the joy of those around him/her. Synonym: wet blanket

(originated at Dartmouth, Ling 1 S09)

1. "The end of that party was such a glurm! with the cops and that one kid crying and puking?!"

2. "Man, that guy is such a glurm today! He &#@!%! ruins all the fun!"

See bummer, failure, downer, buzzkill, disappointment, killjoy, wet blanket, sux, soil

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