Gnude

What is Gnude?


1.

To look ugly when naked.

You think Paul looks funky in speedos, you ought to see him gnude.

2.

To recall prior knowledge of.

Orville gnude he'd seen her before...maybe she'd been a centerfold or sumthing.

3.

The subject of a Maplethorpe still picture.

Cpl Whitherspoon hoped GySgt Bohannon didn't find out he'd gotten beer money for being a gnude model...the Gunny was so retro!

See nilpferd

4.

Aussie slang on a clothing optional beach.

G'day, mate...any g'nude sheila's to root for?

5.

To be gored or mounted by a male gnu. (The former being preferable)

After having been gnude while on a photo safari, Professor Dovetonsils avowed that next time the Nikon was staying home and he was bringing a .460 Weatherby Magnum.


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