Goal Tending

What is Goal Tending?

1. To prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.

2. Any such attempt to prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.

That fucker John was goal tending Susan all night.

See cockblock, sex, cockblocker, wingman, baller block

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