Goal Tending

What is Goal Tending?

1. To prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.

2. Any such attempt to prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.

That fucker John was goal tending Susan all night.

See cockblock, sex, cockblocker, wingman, baller block

Zaphod-ish

1. An adjective. Synonymous with gayand lame. Also used to descibe someone who threatens suicide but never delivers. There some new Zaph..

Dirty Gertie

1. When a colleague at work takes photos of ones poo, he/she is a dirty gertie. Matt: my poo was best on rate my poo yesterday, Nat: matt ..

Emboldened

1. A word President George W. Bush and the media use to describe how congress encourages terrorists by not funding a futile war on Islamic ..

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