Quantum Dating

What is Quantum Dating?


1.

The act of dating and not dating someone at the same time.

You didn't hear? I broke up with my girlfriend about a month ago. Now we're just quantum dating.

2.

In romantic terms, that practice which constitutes the smallest possible amount of dating, which can still be considered dating.

I meet Caroline on the way in to work at the same time every day, and for the smallest fraction of a second longer than would occur strictly by chance our eyes lock together, and nothing else worth noting happens but we're cool about it. I guess you could say we're quantum dating.

See dating, tiny, romance

3.

friends with benefits

1.

The act of dating and not dating someone at the same time.

You didn't hear? I broke up with my girlfriend about a month ago. Now we're just quantum dating.

2.

In romantic terms, that practice which constitutes the smallest possible amount of dating, which can still be considered dating.

I meet Caroline on the way in to work at the same time every day, and for the smallest fraction of a second longer than would occur strictly by chance our eyes lock together, and nothing else worth noting happens but we're cool about it. I guess you could say we're quantum dating.

See dating, tiny, romance

3.

friends with benefits


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