Godblock

What is Godblock?


1.

similar to the cockblock, a godblock is the loss of a sexual action(s) because omnipotent reasoning by the other partner. This can be due to finding god or becoming closer to god, and believing that god disproves of that sexual act.

My girlfriend and i where having sex until she realized that god does not approve of sex until marriage. She immediately stopped having sex with me, a classic godblock.

See god, cockblock, block, sex, omnipotent

2.

When the penis is too big for the entrance in which it is trying to penetrate and penetration isn't possible as a result. "God" literally made the hole too small and blocked your cock.

"Dude, I tried to get with them but my dick wouldn't fit. Fucking godblock....."

See godblock, cockblock, loose, god, block


86

Random Words:

1. do you know what i am saying Its goin dahn, knawmsayin?..
1. 1. A show on FOX that like ecstasy, gives its rabid viewers an existential high of sorts, but destroys brain cells. The program is a rat..
1. Small town in southern Minnesota with about 25,000 people. Named after Princess Owatonna The Owatonna Huskies are the state champs at w..