Godblock

What is Godblock?


1.

similar to the cockblock, a godblock is the loss of a sexual action(s) because omnipotent reasoning by the other partner. This can be due to finding god or becoming closer to god, and believing that god disproves of that sexual act.

My girlfriend and i where having sex until she realized that god does not approve of sex until marriage. She immediately stopped having sex with me, a classic godblock.

See god, cockblock, block, sex, omnipotent

2.

When the penis is too big for the entrance in which it is trying to penetrate and penetration isn't possible as a result. "God" literally made the hole too small and blocked your cock.

"Dude, I tried to get with them but my dick wouldn't fit. Fucking godblock....."

See godblock, cockblock, loose, god, block


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