Godfreyism Edit Meaning

1. The dirty, vile beast that desires to: fuck, shag, bang, dominate, have sex with, and fuck everything. The jhump scared the hell out o..

1. When you're sitting down and that bitch standing next to you is just pissing you off so much, you just gotta punch her in the Poont..

1. First fart of the day, provided its before or during breakfast hours. Wife: Honey would you like a bagel with your coffee? Husband: No..