Godporn

What is Godporn?


1.

Porn that God watches.

CLARENCE: Mike, why do you watch porn?

MIKE: I only watch Godporn.

CLARENCE: What's Godporn?

MIKE: Porn that God watches.

CLARENCE: God doesn't watch porn!

MIKE: I thought you said, "God sees everything".

CLARENCE: Well, He does.

MIKE: Well, I just want to be like God.

See porntard, striptard, flirt flusher


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