Goelz

What is Goelz?


1.

First you get your friends hot mom. Then you get her in bed and get her naked. Then you fuck her and make her squirt in a jar. After that you make her squirt her titty milk into the same jar and mix it well. Then you put it in a cup and refrigerate it. Then when ever your friend wants a drink you tell him its milk. But actually it's your friend's mom's juices.

My friend was being such a dick to me. I had to find the best way to get him back so, I gave him a Goelz. When I told him what I did, he was so grossed out that he threw up the second I told him.


90

Random Words:

1. A disrupition, out of order, big deal out of nothing, shinnanigans. uncontrolalbe disturbance. Kids are conversating in the class room,..
1. def: shawna mother fuckers and you'd be lucky if she lets you lick it up after. a woman that makes men crumble she also only wear..
1. Kiwi slang contraction of someone's name - either affectionate or insulting - coming from Bogan culture ( Bogan = tight black jeans..
Book Banner