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A man who can pack his package left or right.
Yesterday his Speedo's bulged on the left, and now they buldge on the right. Oh yeah..
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an alternative form of egg mcmuffin
At a Mcdonalds Drive Thru: "Yeah, let me get 2 hash browns, and orange juice, and an egg mcmu..
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when one's penis becomes extremely cold due to extreme weather exposure.
dude, i just got back from an early season ride on my mot..