Going Keanu

What is Going Keanu?


1.

The correct traditional pronunciation of "going K.N.U.", i.e. going "kilt no underwear": the only socially acceptable and culturally sensitive way to wear a kilt.

Example 1

Person 1: Any geek off the street can go commando, but it takes a real man to go keanu.

Person 2: Damn straight!

Person 3: Amen bro!

Example 2

Person 1: Yo, I was going keanu last night. The laydeez were lovin the kilt and it was all sweet till I took a ride on the bucking bronco. 10 seconds later I was on my back covered in VK Apple and the merchandise was on display.

Person 2: It's just such examples of ill-judged bronco riding that give VK Apple and traditional Scottish dress a bad name.

See kilt, going commando, bagpipes, haggis, bucking bronco


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