What is Goldbluming?
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To draw attention to a person's negative physical characteristics (especially those of someone's crush), like Jeff Goldblum's ears, and thus to make them uncrushworthy forever.
T. "Gross! Ewan McGregor's mole is repulsive."
A. "Now all I can see is the mole. Stop goldbluming people for me! I hate you sooo much!"
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a phrase coined by Homer Simpsonwhere a situation doesn't typically favor one's way and they're either powerless or too l..
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The act of lubing up loose scrotum skin, wrapping it around an erect penis, and jerking it off using your scrotum.
I was getting bored ..
