What is Goldbluming?
1.
To draw attention to a person's negative physical characteristics (especially those of someone's crush), like Jeff Goldblum's ears, and thus to make them uncrushworthy forever.
T. "Gross! Ewan McGregor's mole is repulsive."
A. "Now all I can see is the mole. Stop goldbluming people for me! I hate you sooo much!"