What is Goldenjeeper?
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A know nothing man-child with a fevered imagination and delusions of greatness.
I am GJ, I am better than everyone and makes 30 gazillion dollars a year (while in reality... Mommy, I can't get the Captain America coloring book pages unstuck... hurry, I can't wait to see those Captain America tight buttocks again.)
Random Words:
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fitting your body in a womans vagina, and expanding your arms so her body rips in half
ban aflack gave jannifer lopez an exploding vj, ..
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The act of mincing one's boyfriend into very small bits for being a huge douchebag.
Peter refused to introduce her to his friends ..
