What is Goldenjeeper?
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A know nothing man-child with a fevered imagination and delusions of greatness.
I am GJ, I am better than everyone and makes 30 gazillion dollars a year (while in reality... Mommy, I can't get the Captain America coloring book pages unstuck... hurry, I can't wait to see those Captain America tight buttocks again.)
Random Words:
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When you take or snapshot a photo of your friend or family taking a shit. It is not a toilet dundee unless they think someone is breaki..
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County of origin: Sac and Fox
When attacking a lady friend from behind she mentions that you might be the smallest thing she’s had sinc..
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When a pussy fart is contained and then frozen, thus creating a queefcicle. Goes good on a summer afternoon.
Man, it sure is hot out he..
