Goldenjeeper

What is Goldenjeeper?


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A know nothing man-child with a fevered imagination and delusions of greatness.

I am GJ, I am better than everyone and makes 30 gazillion dollars a year (while in reality... Mommy, I can't get the Captain America coloring book pages unstuck... hurry, I can't wait to see those Captain America tight buttocks again.)


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