What is Goldenjeeper?
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A know nothing man-child with a fevered imagination and delusions of greatness.
I am GJ, I am better than everyone and makes 30 gazillion dollars a year (while in reality... Mommy, I can't get the Captain America coloring book pages unstuck... hurry, I can't wait to see those Captain America tight buttocks again.)
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The natural formation of dual minature 'volcanoes' when one takes off jeans perfectly.
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Having bad times financially. Not having any money, being broke.
I have been so broke, I had to start jacking the dog off to feed the ..