Goldfish Syndrome

What is Goldfish Syndrome?

very bad short term memory, 10 second memory, like a goldfish

example one:

person 1: arent you grounded?

person 2: i was but my mom forgot. she has goldfish syndrome

example two:

person 1: i told you never to say that again!

person 2: sorry i forgot

person 1: bullshit you dont have goldfish syndrome!

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