Goochzilla

What is Goochzilla?


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Goochzilla (pronounced "Gooch-zira" in Japanese) was just a gooch known as a Goochasaurus, When the Americans attacked Lagos Island in 1944 the goochasaurus was arroused and attacked the noisey american soldiers. The Japanesse thought that the goochasaurus was protecting them. Later a nuclear test was held, transforming the goochasaurus into a giant reptillian gooch monster that towered over many buildings and trees. Soon he gained the ability to breathe fire or fromunder cheese.

Person 1: WTF smells like nut butter?

Person 2: Your mom opened her mouth to speak. She's got some goochzilla breath.

See gooch, grundle, taint, godzilla, reptile


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