Good American

What is Good American?


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A good American is "an American who knows what is good for him". Or in other words, a USA citizen who knows that he is stupid, his government is smart, and his government knows what is good for him.

A good American pays all the taxes.

A good American doesn't care that secret millitary experiments are being held a mile from his house.

A good American supports the war (no matter where it is being held).

A good American buys American cars.

Danny: Hey Johnny, you wanna join our demonstration against the war in Iraq?

Johnny: No, I am a good American.

See america, usa, government, democracy


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