What is Good Old Boy?
1.
Country slang a person uses when he initially comes off as amiable, but then progresses to attempting rape. If someone ever tells you to be a good old boy, just run! Once you're a good old boy...you can't go back.
(A guy in a cowboy hat walks up to a farmer boy)
Cowboy: Hey Jack, be a good old boy and come over to this barn here.
(The boy walks over to the barn)
Cowboy: So how your folks been doing?
Boy: Real good. Pa's just working on a car.
Cowboy: That's good...that's good. Why don't you be a good old boy and unzip my fly right here?
Boy: What?
Cowboy: Oh nothing...why don't you just be a good old boy and give me a blowjob?
Boy: I think I'm going to go...
(Cowboy holds the boy down)
Cowboy: BE A GOOD OLD BOY! WHY AREN'T YOU BEING A GOOD OLD BOY?
(Starts violently punching and sodomising the rape victim)
Boy: What the hell! Get off of me!
(Cowboy starts putting on lipstick and crying)
Cowboy: Tell me I'm beautiful!
Boy: What?
Cowboy: TELL I'M BEAUTIFUL DAMN IT!
Boy: Okay, you're beautiful
Cowboy: Do I look like a starfish to you?
Boy: What?
Cowboy (while thrusting): Good ol' boy! good ol' boy! gotta be a good ol' boy!
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2.
A country boy, often confused with a redneck. Good old boys and rednecks both hate blacks, but good old boys will screw them anyway.
Your wife is safe with Harlan, he's a good old boy.
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3.
Prep school alumnus.
Lawrence's father is a real good old boy to the academy.
4.
A fella of the highest quality. A legend.
'Yeah, he's a good old boy.'
