Goonshagne

What is Goonshagne?


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Pronounced goon-shane

Cheap Sparkling Wine. In fact the cheapest sparkling wine at a bottlo, should only be purchased in the absence of passionpopat said bottle shop.

The term itself is a portmanteauof goon and champagne despite the fact that goonshagne will almost certainly never be from the champagne region of france.

Underage Slut: Hi bottlo attendant. Give me a bottle of your finest passion pop.

Store Guy: Orrrr...Sorry we're out.

Underage Slut: Fuckin Fuck! I wanted to fuckin trash myself with it and get with six guys. Oh well i'll just take a few bottles of goonshagne, at least that stuff looks pretty classy.

Drunk reveler 1: Yes! I found a bottle of goonshagne in your mums cupboard!

Drunk reveler 2: Yeah, shes a closest alco...

Drunk reveler 1: oh...

See goon, champagne, passionpop, drunk, wine


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