Gordoned

What is Gordoned?


1.

intoxicated to the extent of wishing to consume a moth or ejaculate on the head of an acquaintance. To be so wasted you shit on a slide and then fall into it.

"hey man are you drinking tonight"

"yeah man im gona get completely gordoned!"

"are you sure we have exams this week"

"don't give a dump"

See alcohol, pissed, wasted, drunk

2.

to be eaten by ants or cat; specifically kids with bad ADD get attacked

Matt was gordoned while waiting for the big A.

See Thomas


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