What is Gordoned?
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intoxicated to the extent of wishing to consume a moth or ejaculate on the head of an acquaintance. To be so wasted you shit on a slide and then fall into it.
"hey man are you drinking tonight"
"yeah man im gona get completely gordoned!"
"are you sure we have exams this week"
"don't give a dump"
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2.
to be eaten by ants or cat; specifically kids with bad ADD get attacked
Matt was gordoned while waiting for the big A.
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a mass email sent out of real or imagined guilt... often occurs after a drunken party, or in response to rumours.
also been known to be..
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The late night bus home that you have to take when the subway stops running at 2am.. so named because all the patrons on it are drunks f..
