What is Gordoned?
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intoxicated to the extent of wishing to consume a moth or ejaculate on the head of an acquaintance. To be so wasted you shit on a slide and then fall into it.
"hey man are you drinking tonight"
"yeah man im gona get completely gordoned!"
"are you sure we have exams this week"
"don't give a dump"
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to be eaten by ants or cat; specifically kids with bad ADD get attacked
Matt was gordoned while waiting for the big A.
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When guys get together and tell annoying/weird/funny stories about their girlfriends.
"She was still pissed about something I said..
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What you send for when the shit has hit the fan.
Song by American songwriter Warren Zevon on his 1978 album "Excitable Boy."
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An African American, or black person.
That jungle buddy eats Kentucky Fried Chicken
See nigger, black, african american, negro, oprah ..
