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what happens from either:
1. too much nipple sucking/fondling during sexy time
or
2. shreddin' all day and in most cases on a su..
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Wife that withholds sex for the greater good (i.e. stopping a war, saving a kitten).
Man 1: Sorry man, but I can't go bar-hopping ..
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1. A woman purchases a live lobster.
2. She inserts the tail into her vagina.
3. She burns the lobster's face (for maximum cla..