What is Gort?
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1. noun – An overweight person’s large belly or gut. From Spanish gordo meaning “fat”.
2. verb – To eat excessively.
3. adjective – To feel full after eating excessively.
1. “That dude has a ginormous gort!”
2. “Let’s go to White Castle and gort!” Past tense: “I just gorted three Jobee dogs!”
3. “Whew! No more Taco Bell, I am gorted!
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2.
a cigarette
wanna go buy some gorts
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3.
a cigarette; cig; squo;cancer stick; trog backwards
"Taylor is going to buy me gorts, wanna pack?"
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4.
fart bubbles in bodies of water that are eaten before surfacing
I like to gort in the bathtub, but it is unhealthy in public swimming pools.
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5.
The opposite of Trog, Trog backwards.
Trog held up to the mirror is gort.
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The ugliest/scariest thing ever to walk the earth. See
Hi my name is: Mena the Gort
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A tall man who lives in Ram Ram City that serves no purpose at all except describing explicit sex moves that he does on his dog.
OK guys, Gort will Be landing in Ram Ram City in about 2 hours.