What is Gothrosexual?
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A man who is, at the same time, trying to identify with the "Goth" culture and be a "metrosexual." Identifiable traits are clean clothes, shaped eyebrows, and a meticulously shaved goatee, with all visible hair dyed black, along with black finger nails.
This noun/adjective was created by my friend Tom and I while at a metal concert, where we witnessed the most clean-cut, eyebrow-tweezed metal fan we had ever seen.
That guy is a total gothrosexual.
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