Gramps

What is Gramps?


1.

someone who has characteristics of an old man.

1. falling asleep anywhere including using a calculator

2. wandering off with no purpose or destination

3. mumbling to himself because 'its a bonus if anyone is listening'

gramps fell asleep in the middle of a sentance again.

See anon

2.

Any person (regardless of age or gender), place, or thing lacking in speed.

"Way to go 5 miles per hour under the speed limit, gramps!"

"C'mon, slowass gramps!"

"Jesus christ, get the hell outta my way, gramps!"

See slow, annoying, stupid, moron, retarded

3.

An endeering term used generally to describe a male friend who is gradually showing more and more characteristics similar to that of a grandad.

"G" used to go out pubbing all the time and never really minded spiders much, but now he has developed a sudden case of arachnaphobia and much prefers to sit at home with the wife, pipe and slippers. We used to prefer "G" when he wasn't such a Gramps!

See gramps, grandad, man, spiders, alcohol, pub, pubbing, pipe, wife, slippers

4.

An endeering term used generally to describe a male friend who is gradually showing more and more characteristics similar to that of a grandad.

"G" used to go out pubbing all the time and never really minded spiders much, but now he has developed a sudden case of arachnaphobia and much prefers to sit at home with the wife, pipe and slippers. We used to prefer "G" when he wasn't such a Gramps!

See gramps, grandad, man, pub, pubbing, slippers, pipe, spiders, wife

5.

A crazy bastard from Seattle known for his way with the ladies. Particularly when on vacation in vegas.

Gramps get off that 19 year old. You don't know where she's been.

See vegas, strippers, blowjobs

6.

a man married to granny

wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttt?????????

See helly

7.

To bum an item or service by harassment, without intention of returning the favor.

"Hey, can I gramps a cigarette..ease?"

See bum, steal, borrow, mooch, rip-off


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