What is Granbury, Texas?
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A cracker-ass town between a small lake and a super Wal-Mart where white dudes listen to black gangasta rap while flying their Confederate flags.If you enjoy tagging, beating out underage girls, or losing teeth, you're a shoe in for this town.
"Look, its 2 miles to Granbury. Lets drink some Ole Grand Dad and hit up the Chuckie Cheese."
Random Words:
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A fart or poo that makes a sound resembling that of a machine gun being fired.
*Featured on an episode of Beavis and Butthead.
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