Grandmas Crack

What is Grandmas Crack?


1.

That certain smell in the morning when you wake up at your grandma's house. Usually not understood til the mid teens. Smells almost like coffee and cough medicine, but you know it can only be your grandma lighting up another round of early morning crack. Thus explaining, grandmas dire need to give you candy.

Child:*Sniffs* What the hell, is grandmas crack extra smelly this morning?

Grandma:SHUT THE HELL UP WHILE IM HIGH!!

See grandma, crack, grandmas crack, morning


13

Random Words:

1. a dating term used to describe giving the cold shoulder to someone when the other person isn't acting right. He didn't call y..
1. Any series of physical exercises designed to squeeze one’s arse into a pair of pantyhose, snug jeans, and such. I almost collapsed from..
1. A shortened version of the drinking term "5 shots in 5 minutes". Can also be converted to 6 in 6, 7 in 7, or if you're t..