Grandmas Crack

What is Grandmas Crack?


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That certain smell in the morning when you wake up at your grandma's house. Usually not understood til the mid teens. Smells almost like coffee and cough medicine, but you know it can only be your grandma lighting up another round of early morning crack. Thus explaining, grandmas dire need to give you candy.

Child:*Sniffs* What the hell, is grandmas crack extra smelly this morning?

Grandma:SHUT THE HELL UP WHILE IM HIGH!!

See grandma, crack, grandmas crack, morning


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