What is Grandparents?
1.
Your parents parents, usually old. You may not want to visit them now, but when they open up, you will hear well-spun stories of their "glory days". And if you are lucky you will hear stories of their many diffrent conquests, being either
Grandpa: "I remember when I was 22 and me and my friend bought some
LSD and went train-hopping around Canada"
Grandchild: "really?"
Grandma: "Oh william! don't give bobby any ideas!"
Grandpa: *laughing* "but they were the best times of my life"
grandson: *thinking* 'I can't wait to tell my kids funny stories of drugs, drinking, and women!'
long live grandparents!
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2.
A lame excuse used as to not spend time with someone of the opposite sex.
"I cannot come over because my grandparents are over for dinner."