Granny Surprise

What is Granny Surprise?

1. The same as a tranny surprise, only with a Granny.

2. Finding out a woman is a grandmother after sleeping with her.

DUDE, I smashed that babe last night, but turns out she's 46 and a grandmother. That shit is wack. Edwin must have set me up with a granny surprise.

See granny, grandmother, tranny surprise

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