What is Granola Conservative?
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A person who is politically conservative, yet cultivates a healthy suspicion of mass culture, as well as an appreciation for aesthetics and cultural artifacts that would normally be associated with leftist leanings.
Wayne's Birkenstocks and his taste for organically grown vegetables belied his granola conservative beliefs.
Random Words:
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The act of twisting out a flacid penis.
Yesterday Jenny tried to get me hard but she ended up giving me a Tuscan Handshake.
See tuscan..
