Granola Growls

What is Granola Growls?

Unpleasant gaseous side effect of eating granola. Flatulence specifically the result of consuming granola.

Although my daily diet of granola has reduced my cholesterol the resulting granola growls have caused the evacuation of my cubicle before lunch.

See growler

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