Grant Garner

What is Grant Garner?


1.

Grant is a person who has a monster head, and likes to have his salad tossed by gay people at ranches. He also likes to get little kids to tickle his feet for the insulin they need to live.

"Grant, NOW may i have my insulin?" Grant says: "shut up and tickle my feet god damnit, u want ur supper? do it extra good for desert!" (desert being more feet tickling)

2.

u put my name on here so im doin the same ahahahahahahahahahaha grant likes cheese

grant said to a typewriter, i fly with my tape measure!

See ahahahahaha


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