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When you are folding someone's laundry, and you shit in their pants pockets.
I was so mad that I gave her an Italian hot pocket!
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feb.21 exactly a week after v-times day.. to celebrate with your Jump-Off or sidechick
"I took wifey to a resort for v-times day&q..
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When telling the truth is futile.
The truthtility of the matter is, I'm the one who dented your car- but it's ok now because ..